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In the late 70s, a group of mostly Oxford University
students formed the Dangerous Sports Club,
dedicated to formal dress, abundant
champagne, and such imaginatively insane
stunts as sending a grand piano
down the slopes of Saint-Moritz and
skateboarding with the bulls in
Pamplona. Led by the charismatic
David Kirke, they pioneered
hang gliding, invented bungee
jumping, and prefigured the craze
for extreme sports. Now, with
a former D.S.C. member facing
trial for manslaughter in the
death of a freshman flung from
a catapult,we
explore the club's daredevil legacy | Download PDF version
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Hidden
among the cow pastures and rolling meadows of Somerset, in the Southwest of England, Middlemoor Water Park features a
muddy man-made waterskiing pond, a go-kart track, and a shack selling beer and
snacks. But on November 24, 2002, Middlemoor's main attraction was somewhat
more exotic: in a clearing behind the gravel parking lot stood a replica of a trebuchet--a medieval catapult--looming like
an oil derrick against the sky. Twenty-six
feet tall at rest, made of steel and rough
timber, the trebuchet was, according to
its builder, a onetime motorcycle salesman
and scrapyard owner named David Aitkenhead, "a big, evil, savage-looking contraption." On this day, the machine was being
prepared to violently hurl willing human
beings several stories high and into a net
100 feet away.
It was a warm day and a crowd of at
least 30 had gathered to watch the trebuchet in action. Most were Oxford University student members of the Oxford Stunt
Factory, a private alternative- and extreme-sports club. They had arrived in a caravan organized by the head of the club,
David "Ding" Boston. The majority had
come as spectators. A handful, however--including an enthusiastic 19-year-old freshman biochemistry student from Bulgaria
named Kostadine "Dino" Iliev Yankov--were intent on taking a turn.
The proceedings got rolling as the first
daredevil was placed in the trebuchet's
sling and then flung in a perfect, arcing
parabola into the center of the net, which
sat atop 26 stout telegraph poles on the
other side of the clearing. Four more successful throws followed. "There was a half-hour between jumps," remembers Boston,
who was videotaping the event from a position beyond the landing area. "It was really a question of keeping yourself busy as
they adjusted the weights."
Finally, it was Yankov's turn. "I was
looking through the video lens," says Boston, "and I saw the same thing I had
seen on the previous throws except that,
the moment when I expected him to come
into the viewfinder, there was nothing.
And then, milliseconds later, a very dull,
heavy thud."
Yankov's body had missed the net by
inches and come crashing to the earth,
where he now lay in a broken heap. "You
expected to see one of the bearings broken,
or a wheel rolling away, or the net hanging, or something," Boston says. "But there
was just Dino, on the ground, making the
most ghastly, guttural sounds."
A helicopter arrived and rushed Yankov
to a hospital in Bristol. But the catapult
had sent him on a trajectory equivalent to
being thrown over a house. By 7:30 P.M.
he was dead. Aitkenhead and his partner,
Richard Wicks, were arrested eight days
later and were eventually charged with
manslaughter. Their trial will take place
sometime this year.
The sad story made a few headlines in
the English papers and would likely have
died as a three-line item in "news of the
weird" blogs around the world if it hadn't
been for the fact that Aitkenhead and Boston
share a distinguished pedigree. Both men
served time in the Dangerous Sports Club,
a gathering of brilliant and adventurous souls that came together in
Oxford in the late 70s and, in a burst
of imagination, mischief and style,
more or less invented the world of
alternative sports. In the decade when
it burned brightest, the D.S.C. pioneered hang gliding, invented bungee
jumping, sent a grand piano down the
slopes at Saint-Moritz, Switzerland, and
generally raised a good deal of witty,
iconoclastic hell on several continents
before going the way of all things that
start out new and exciting and then
inevitably run their course. The trebuchet accident was a tragic coda to this
history, though exactly when--and if--
the saga of the D.S.C. came to an end
is among the most contentious questions of all.
* * * * * *
At the beginning, middle, and end of
any history of the Dangerous Sports Club
is the inspiring, infuriating figure of David
Kirke, its chairman, guiding spirit, and
only member-for-life. In many ways, Kirke
is the prototypical Oxford man. Born in
1945, he was the eldest of seven children.
His father was a schoolmaster, and his
mother was a concert pianist. The family
wintered in Switzerland and summered in
France, employed 15 servants, and drove
around in a vintage Rolls-Royce--all at the
last moment of British history when it was
possible to enjoy such luxuries and still be
considered middle-class. In 1964, Kirke entered Oxford's Corpus Christi College to
study psychology and philosophy.
He was pursuing a graduate degree in
1977 when, along with fellow Oxford graduate student Edward Hulton, he set off
for Saint-Moritz to give the famous Cresta
Run toboggan track a whirl. The two men ;
shared a distaste for anything in sport
that smacked of professionalism. "What
we hated was the way that formal sports
had all these little, important bourgeois instructors saying, 'You've got to get through five-part exams to do this," Kirke says.
The Cresta--exciting, but not truly dangerous--didn't cut it. Looking elsewhere,
the two traveled to the Swiss resort of
Klosters and met a young man named
Chris Baker, the genial, ski-bum scion of
a department-store family in Bristol,
who was experimenting with hang gliders.
The first generation of gliders had only
recently begun to arrive from California.
It was a signal moment for do-it-yourself
adventurers. "Hang gliding was a very significant departure," says Hugo Spowers,
an engineer and ex--racecar designer who
later concocted some of the D.S.C.'s more
fantastical devices. "It set the tone for an
awful lot of possibilities whereby the
boundaries of human experience could be
pushed back, for very small sums of money, by amateurs."
For Kirke, Baker's flying machines were
a revelation. "Awestruck," he writes in his
sprawling, unfinished history of the D.S.C.,
we realized that someone out there
had built something that was so beautiful,
so absolutely beyond bureaucracy and so totally
dependent on using one's
faculties that it was a
work of art within an infinite frame." With characteristic bluster, Kirke
convinced Baker that he
was an experienced flier.
After a fine takeoff and
a less than fine landing,
the men retired to a bar.
There, over drinks (it's
safe to assume that nearly
any significant conversation concerning the
D.S.C. was held over
drinks), the idea of a Dangerous Sports Club was
born. It would be committed, says Baker, "to
going and doing somewhat silly or dangerous
things which were fun and would annoy
bureaucrats." In true Oxonian style, there
would even be a club tie: a silver wheelchair
with a blood-red seat, set on funereal black.
Back in Oxford, the new club's
members set about planning
a series of "away days": a "Tesco Cresta Run" down very
steep hills in shopping carts
(this, 20 years before Jackass); running with the bulls at Pamplona
while riding skateboards and carrying umbrellas; an aborted attempt to jump a car
across Tower Bridge's open drawbridge.
These were interspersed with more ambitious trips, including hang-gliding expeditions off of Mount Olympus (the first
ever from that peak) and Mount Kilimanjaro. The abiding principle on all of these
outings, says Kirke, was "one-third recklessness of innocence, tempered with two-thirds recklessness of contempt."
Meanwhile, the club's twin motifs of formal dress and abundant champagne were
quickly set, and its growing reputation was
attracting an eclectic group of Oxford undergraduates that included Alan Weston,
an engineering student who went on to become one of the U.S. Air Force's top rocket scientists; Tim Hunt, who is now an
agent for the Andy Warhol Foundation for
the Visual Arts; and Phillip Oppenheim, a
future member of Parliament and Treasury
minister. "It was a very bleak period in England," says Xan Rufus-Isaacs, an early
member who is now an entertainment lawyer in Los Angeles. "Thatcher had taken
over. There was the whole punk movement.
There was a very nihilistic atmosphere.
And David was saying, 'Let's go do some
stunts and stuff.' It seemed to be something
interesting and different and, apart from
anything else, humorous."
The press predictably ate up the image
of renegade bluebloods, but it was only
half true. The D.S.C. included the upper
crust (Xan Rufus-Isaacs is more properly
Lord Alexander Rufus-Isaacs, and another
member, Tommy Leigh-Pemberton, who
later died in a car accident, was the son
of the governor of the Bank of England)
but also members from the middle and
working classes. Still, the class symbols
were a potent form of branding. "We consciously pushed buttons that were English,
specifically Oxford English," says Martin
Lyster, who joined the club later and wrote
the book The Strange Adventures of the
Dangerous Sports Club. "If you're photographed with a bottle of champagne in
your hand, it's not entirely an accident."
Burly, bearded, a decade older than
most of the others, and with grand appetites for fine food, wine, and literature, Kirke played his Falstaff role to a T
That he was a bit of a rogue--particularly
when given access to others' expense accounts--only added to the romantic image.
His nickname was Uncle Dodge. "Wives,
girlfriends, mothers loathe David," says
Rufus-Isaacs. "They see this creature dragging off their little loved ones and putting
them in places where they can get seriously hurt."
Maternal types were right to fret over
one of the more spectacular away days:
a cocktail party held on Rockall, a fleck
of stormy granite more than 300 miles
off the coast of Scotland. "What do
people do in London? They have drinks
parties in Chelsea or wherever," says
Kirke. "So we would have a drinks party as far away as possible." Engraved
invitations were sent out, requesting
black-tie. "We invited all sorts of
women who, curiously enough, suddenly developed prior engagements," Kirke
says, sighing merrily.
On the way to the port, the gang stopped
to lift a sign reading INVALID TOILET from a
restroom. They sailed for five days through
Force 9 gales. ("At first, it was so awful, it
was kind of entertaining," says Alan Weston. "Then we all started getting sick.") At
one point, they narrowly avoided sinking
by plugging a leak in the hull with a
champagne cork. Finally, the sailors clambered up one of the island's 70-foot cliffs
and spent the night drinking champagne
and dancing to the Beach Boys. When it was
time to go, Kirke and Chris Baker leapt
off a cliff into the ocean. The INVALID TOILET
sign was left behind, affixed to a plaque
that claimed the rock for England.
* * * * * *
"Oxford is like a fabulously interesting railway station,"
David Kirke tells me over
lunch, "with fascinating people coming and going all the time." We had met at a pub
across the street from the city's famous
Blackwell's Bookstore where Kirke was
holding court with a group that included
a Jamaican Ph.D. candidate, a silent, mustachioed ex-officer of the Royal Air Force,
and Shakespeare scholar Anthony Nuttall. After a few drinks, we headed to lunch
nearby. Since I was paying, Kirke brought
one of his friends--a septuagenarian banker
named Ronnie who was leaving the next
day for a windsurfing expedition in Sweden.
Nobody who has ever lunched with
David Kirke is likely to forget the experience. Throughout the meal, he keeps up
an intoxicating and baffling monologue--a
running patchwork of erudition, circumlocution, conspiracy theories, shameless
name-dropping (with particular attention
to family lineage and whose father flew
which aircraft in the war), lapses into
French and Latin, aphorism upon aphorism and anecdote upon anecdote, related
with the gusto of a man who has dined out
on them for years. Except for a spell as
drinks columnist for the laddie magazine
Men Only, Kirke hasn't held anything as
bourgeois as a day job in decades, relying
instead on the kindness of friends and sponsors. The bearlike bulk of Kirke's younger
days is gone, but the beard remains. At 58,
he looks at least 10 years older.
Alone among its members, Kirke has
devoted his life to the D.S.C. To him, the
club was always about more than a mere
adrenaline fix. It was a political, philosophical, and artistic enterprise. Kirke's
heroes include Rimbaud, T E. Lawrence,
and Antoine de Saint-Exup6ry, the early
aviator and author of The Little Prince,
who disappeared over the Sahara at age
44. "The D.S.C. was never a thrill-seeking
organization," he says. "We're interested
in new things. You make a fool of yourself, your girlfriend leaves you, you lose
money, but you may have advanced
things a tiny little half-inch. It's a vocation, strangely enough, not that different
from a Catholic priest."
Kirke was in Indonesia, thousands of
miles from Somerset, when Dino Yankov
was killed, and neither he nor the D.S.C.
has been legally implicated in the death.
Nevertheless, he is intent on participating
in Aitkenhead and Wicks's defense. "This
is an extraordinary test case, about
the right to experiment, at personal risk, versus social responsibility," he says, pointing
out that an average of nine people are
killed each year playing cricket.
Yankov had signed a release concerning
the dangers involved with the trebuchet. But
if it can be shown that the trebuchet's operators were negligent (owing to Britain's strict
contempt-of-court laws, the prosecution won't
release any details of its investigation before
the trial), the two may face an uphill battle.
According to barrister Graham Blower,
who handles many leading criminal cases in
London, the argument that Yankov was a consenting adult will be of little use to the defendants. English law going back as far as 1846--
in a case involving the trampling of an allegedly drunk man by a speeding horse and
carriage--holds that a victim's own recklessness does not excuse the actions of the accused. "You can't say, 'He's a grown adult.
He should have known better," says Blower.
The releases and club membership forms, he
says, are often "literally not worth the paper
they're printed on."
"Look," says Kirke, "if Lindbergh had
crashed into the Atlantic, he would have been
flown right back to the U.S. and thrown in
jail for multiple fraud and massive debt. Like
all pioneers, he took huge risks."
But doesn't the equation change when
those risks are being marketed to others?
Kirke won't answer directly.
"I don't want to see these guys go to prison," he says with a sigh. "In part because,
having done their catapult jump ... it's an
extraordinary sensation."
* * * * * *
Two events in the Dangerous Sports Club's
history magnificently crystallized the
group's multi-pronged mandate for thrills,
art, anti-authoritarian symbolism, and creative transport. In the process, they made
the club internationally famous.
Clifton Suspension Bridge is a masterpiece of Victorian engineering--a delicate filament strung 245 feet above the river Avon,
between the cities of Bristol and Clifton. As
the plaques on either end advertising the
Good Samaritans' suicide-hotline number
attest, it's a structure that fairly demands to
be jumped off of.
In 1979, Chris Baker was living in an apartment 200 yards from the bridge. At the time,
he was using bungee cords to tie his hang
gliders to the roof of his car. "It was my turn
to provide some entertainment for the club,"
remembers Baker, who now owns and runs a
bucolic cemetery not far from Bristol. "I remembered that, at school, we were shown a
film of New Guinea vine jumpers who would
build these bamboo towers, tie one end of the
vine to the tower, the other to their ankles, and
dive off," he says. "The idea of getting rolls
of bungee cord and jumping off the bridge
came up. And I thought, Yes. Why not?"
Baker says he brought the idea to the club
(Kirke disputes the account slightly, saying
the conception was more of a group effort),
and Alan Weston and fellow engineering student Simon Keeling had friends run some
computer simulations. The idea of testing the
principle with weights was a nonstarter. "We
couldn't very well call ourselves the Dangerous Sports Club and attach weights and see
what happened," says Baker. Invitations were
sent out for April Fools' Day 1979.
An enormous party was held at Baker's
house on the night before the jump. Baker's
girlfriend had stopped speaking to him on
the grounds that he was about to kill himself,
but midway through the party she called and
said she had changed her mind. "So I left
them all destroying my apartment and went
to London to collect her," Baker remembers.
"I got back at half past six in the morning
and they were all in a horrible state. I said,
'Right, I'm just going to change into tails:
'Ready for the undertaker' was the joke."
In the meantime, two of Weston's sisters
had independently called the police, imploring them to stop their brother from committing suicide. The bridge had been staked
out since dawn. While Baker was changing,
the cops finally gave up, leaving a precious
window of opportunity.
"It never crossed my mind that they would
jump without me," Baker says, still a touch
rueful. "It was my idea, my ropes, my bridge.
as far as I was concerned. So I was walking
back from the apartment and there are the
bastards, jumping off the bridge."
Baker at least had the consolation of watching his idea succeed mightily. Kirke went first,
clutching a bottle of champagne that unfortunately tumbled from his hand on the way
down. Weston, Keeling, and Tim Hunt followed. Kirke had alerted the Daily Mail, and
photos were quickly beamed around the
world. "We want to trigger a worldwide craze,
he told the paper. "That's our master plan."
For a while, at least, the craze remained
a club affair. History's second bungee
jump was off the Golden Gate Bridge, which
brought Kirke and company even more attention. Next was a jump off Colorado's Royal Gorge Bridge, filmed for the television program That's Incredible! Soon the club began
staging bungee exhibitions around England,
leaping from cranes at county fairs, store
openings, and other gatherings. In 1981,
a short film, The History of the Dangerous
Sports Club, combining footage from the Kilimanjaro expedition and the Clifton-bridge
jump, was released. The club even received
the imprimatur of a high priest of subversive British silliness, Monty Python's Graham
Chapman, who would go on to participate
in several group activities. Kirke calls Chapman, who died in 1989, "the mischievous
older brother I never had."
In 1983, Hugo Spowers had the idea for
a bike race down the Matterhorn mountain
in the Alps. The cyclists naturally would
have parachutes to help them navigate the
terrain. From there, it was a small step to
sending all kinds of strange objects down
the slopes, leading to the D.S.C.'s second
great legacy: the surreal ski races.
"Think Fellini," was Kirke's instruction,
and indeed the collection of vehicles that arrived in Saint-Moritz that winter would have
pleased the director. They ranged from an
ironing board, a baby carriage, and a tandem
bicycle to a grand piano, a Louis XLV dining
set, and a full crew boat, seating eight people. All were mounted on skis, and all provided magnificent crashes. "Kirke knocked
himself unconscious by taking a C5 [electric
scooter] down the slope," says Mark Chamberlain, who--improbably, considering the
company--had earned the nickname Mad
Child for his willingness to try anything. "He
must have been clocking about 95 mph.
They were quite suicidal machines, really."
The accompanying parties were equally
wild, even by club standards. In attendance
was the club's mascot, Eric, a life-size mannequin in a full-body cast with an impressive
hard-on. "It was incredibly hedonistic," says
Chamberlain. "I remember Hugo Spowers
swinging on a chandelier at the Park Hotel
in Saint-Moritz and it coming crashing down.
We were setting off Cl explosive charges everywhere. It got to the point where we were
jumping off the bar, trying to get into a cart
filled with ice."
The race was repeated in 1984 and 1985
with ever more elaborate devices, culminating in an aborted attempt to send a London
double-decker bus down the slopes. Rufus-Isaacs had purchased the bus, and the group
drove it to Saint-Moritz with great fanfare, attracting gawkers all along the way. Echoes of
Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters were
entirely apt; with the psychedelic revolution
spent, the D.S.C. had taken the same impulse
and found a way to turn it outward, pushing
the boundaries of experience with their bodies rather than their minds, while tweaking
authority and having a grand time doing it. It
was perhaps their last truly great moment.
* * * * * *
I am absolutely hopeless at business,"
David Kirke says. By all accounts, this
is a vast understatement. As the 80s rolled
on, the question of making some sort of living inevitably began to plague the D.S.C.
The bungee-jumping exhibitions--organized
by Chamberlain and Martin Lyster--were
bringing in some money, but the club was
also searching for alternative sources of income. One plan involved branding a vintage of D.S.C. wine, complete with a label
depicting a ski-jumping waiter. This scheme
ended with predictable results once the crates
of wine arrived at club headquarters.
Another idea was to open club membership to the public. "We'd get these people who
were willing to pay 50 quid a year so they
could have a card that said, 'I'm a member of
the D.S.C.,'" says Lyster. "We were grateful for
their money. They came to the parties. And a
few even got involved and became active members." David Aitkenhead was among them.
Aitkenhead had left school at 15 and ended up working in a Harley-Davidson dealership in Somerset, selling spare parts. In 1984
he happened to catch a screening of The History of the Dangerous Sports Club and was
entranced. A year later he sent in his £50 and
began tagging along on bungee jumps.
Even as a newcomer, Aitkenhead sensed
that the original club was unraveling. "By the
time I came along," he says, "a lot of the
early members had gone. They were getting
married, getting good jobs."
One by one, Kirke's Prince Hals were returning to the straight world. "David used to
say that the one thing that united us all was
a fear of a regular job," says Rufus-Isaacs.
"It's a nice student ideal, but you can't fucking live like that."
Those who remained were finding the
relationship with Kirke increasingly
strained. "Martin and I would go all over the
place doing these shows and we would see
flick-all of the money," says Chamberlain, now
a cinematographer who works with Aardman
Animation, in Bristol. (Kirke responds, "Every
single penny we made with the D.S.C. would
go out to every member of the D.S.C.")
There were bigger projects--a helium-filled kangaroo floating across the Channel,
a hang-gliding expedition to Ecuador, a
doomed effort to send a giant inflatable
'melon ball" (courtesy of Midori) across
the Thames--hut these all required well-heeled sponsors, a class of people Kirke
was almost pathologically adept at pissing
off. "I think he had a fear of success," says
Chamberlain. "Whenever things looked like
they were going properly, he'd panic and
make sure there was a complication."
Hugo Spowers went as far as to begin
organizing his own group, the Alternative
Sports Club. "I got very frustrated with his
spectacular ability to bugger things up all
the time," says Spowers. "You won't see a
sponsor who's dealt with the D.S.C. twice."
Kirke responded with an angry volley of legal threats, and Spowers backed down. "He's
fantastically creative, particularly when he's
trying to destroy something," Spowers says.
Kirke's fierce sense of proprietorship continues to this day. When he discovered that
Lyster was publishing a book that would preempt his own, unfinished account of the
club's history (for which Kirke had received
an advance from Penguin Putnam in 1989),
he responded with the fury of a stung bear.
His enemies "suspect I'm walking wounded
and, like hyenas, they can bite pieces off me
and slink away," he wrote to Hubert Gibbs, a
longtime D.S.C. member unlucky enough to
have assumed the role of club "arbiter of fair
play." To Chris Baker he wrote, "To draw
an analogy, anyone who volunteers for the
British army who then volunteers for the
I.R.A. knows it's within the terms of the game
that he will be hunted down for treason and
killed on sight by former colleagues." Later in
that letter, Kirke got more to the point: "But
then you see that (despite all my efforts to
spread the load) it has been one man's story
throughout, even if it has been a memorable
chapter or two in over 40 people's lives."
"When you get on David's shit list," says
Lyster, "you get shit by the truckload."
But above and beyond personal and financial difficulties, the Dangerous Sports
Club's biggest problem in the late 80s was
simply that it was losing creative steam.
"There's a huge difference between being
a group of friends having a laugh and then
basically having to perform at given times,"
says Chris Baker. "Risking my life for my
own entertainment was fair enough, but being a badly paid stuntman struck me as the
worst of both worlds."
When Kirke struck a deal with a Japanese TV company in 1988 to produce a
movie that would combine several new stunts
with old footage, one of the few people left
for him to turn to was David Aitkenhead.
Aitkenhead quit his job and moved into a
rented hangar in Shropshire to construct
machines for the new stunts. One of these
was a human catapult.
* * * * * *
The Japanese film was eventually completed but it was not without its costs. One
ill-conceived segment involved rolling the
now repurposed Midori melon ball down a
mountain in Scotland. With a 20-knot wind
blowing upward, the sphere quickly pulled
loose of its moorings and ripped itself to
shreds. More seriously, another stunt called
for Kirke to be shot off a cliff in Ireland by a
device used to launch drones from aircraft
carriers. The team had ordered a specially
molded seat to protect Kirke's back from the
fearsome g-forces, but when it didn't arrive in
time, Kirke went ahead with an improvised
seat of foam and duct tape. Slow-motion
footage of the shot shows Kirke nearly flattened as he's thrust forward, and the stunt
left him with serious back injuries.
As if to underline the end of an era,
Kirke's past sins also began catching up with
him. After an incident involving a borrowed
American Express card (Kirke claims it had
more to do with some political intrigue involving Dick Cheney), he was charged with
fraud and, several months later, fled to
France. Spowers and Rufus-Isaacs tracked
him down there, where he was sleeping on
the floor of an unheated farmhouse. Eventually, Kirke served four and a half months of
a nine-month sentence. ' I had a sabbatical,"
he says, "much enjoyed and appreciated"
Meanwhile, two New Zealand entrepreneurs had begun offering bungee jumping
to the paying public. Soon Aitkenhead had
started one of the first commercial bungee
operations in the U.K. In Oxford, Ding
Boston, who had been peripherally involved with the D.S.C. until falling out with
Kirke, created the Oxford Stunt Factory,
which marketed alternative sports to students and staged bungee stunts for TV and
film. What had been the D.S.C.'s ultimate
anarchic expression was well on its way to
becoming the thrill of choice for a generation of midlife-crisis sufferers--organized,
bureaucratic, and very profitable.
Aitkenhead rode the boom for several
years--at one point jumping as many as
400 people per weekend. Under the D.S.C.
flag, he and a partner also found time to
sail a modified septic tank across the Channel--a stunt that lacked something of the
panache of classic D.S.C. events, though
Kirke still showed up in France to buy a
round of drinks. As the bungee market grew
saturated, Aitkenhead got out and opened
a scrapyard in Somerset.
Visions of a human catapult, however,
stuck with him. The device in the Japanese
film had been a Roman-style catapult, with
a seat on the beam. Aitkenhead himself,
looking somewhat awkward in the requisite
top hat and tails, had been thrown off it
into an Irish river. But a Roman catapult,
Aitkenhead and Richard Wicks quickly determined, would not be sufficient to send
customers the desired distance: 100 feet.
For that, they would need a trebuchet. a
far more powerful machine that uses a
sling to transfer more energy to its missile.
In the early 1990s, an eccentric Englishman named Hew Kennedy had built an
enormous trebuchet on his Shropshire estate.
He was making news by flinging old cars,
dead cows, and burning pianos into an empty field. Aitkenhead visited several times, at
first to see whether the huge machine could
be used to fire humans (the g-forces, Kennedy told him, would kill a person) and then
to gather tips for his own, smaller version.
Construction began on weekends in the
front yard of Aitkenhead's countryside
home. After several months, the men had created a machine capable of throwing a 100kilogram test weight 100 feet. 'We thought,
Right, that's the difficult bit done. But little
did we realize that what we'd done was the
easy bit," says Aitkenhead. A year passed,
spent experimenting with nets. Finally, the two
decided that it was time for a test run. "I was
happy for Richard to be the first man to do it,
and it worked beautifully. Then, the next day,
I did it and it worked beautifully again."
In 2000, Richard Wicks's girlfriend, Stella Young, was thrown. The throw itself was
perfect, but Young bounced out of the net
and broke her pelvis, making nationwide
headlines. With help from Kirke, the men negotiated with MTV, which wanted to film the
trebuchet, to fund a larger net. On his 55th
birthday, Kirke himself had a go, with local
TV crews in attendance.
"My cousin Tony had the imprint of a net
on his forehead. Someone twisted their foot.
David Kirke pulled a muscle in his neck.
Richard landed on his head and it went
numb for half an hour on one side. I twisted my ankle. But it was all part and parcel
of what was going on," Aitkenhead says. "It
was quite obviously dangerous and that's all
there was to it. There were no complaints."
In 2001, Aitkenhead gave away the scrapyard, sold his house, and devoted himself
to building an improved trebuchet at Middlemoor Water Park. The "Mark II" was
ready six months later. "All the while, I was
in touch with Ding Boston," Aitkenhead
says. "He said, 'Look, if you do anything
with this, let us know. We'll come down and
we're happy to help, get involved. Or if you
just want to throw us, great."'
Boston--whose Stunt Factory has been
banned from setting up at Oxford's annual
Fresher's Fair, where clubs recruit newly arrived freshmen--offers a more passive account of his involvement. Stunt Factory members, he maintains, had already heard about
the trebuchet and were intent on giving it a
try. "I ask anybody what they would do in
a situation like this. You can either say 'No,'
which in my experience with intelligent 18-year-olds goes nowhere. Or, if you care for
people who arc obviously going to go anyway,
you accompany them and hope the collective experience will help [keep them safe]."
Nevertheless, a link on the Stunt Factory's
Web site, later removed, listed human catapulting as one of the club's activities, showed
pictures of the trebuchet in action, and
promised, "That could be you. No, really."
In any event, Stunt Factory members attended three separate events with the trebuchet. By the time Dino Yankov fell to his
death, the machine had been fired successfully at least 40 times.
Since investigators are staying mum until
the trial, what exactly went wrong remains
a mystery. "Trebuchets were known to be
extremely accurate. That's why they were
still used for 100 or so years after cannons
came in," says Colonel Wayne Neel, a professor of mechanical engineering at the Virginia Military Institute who was one of five
experts called in to examine the trebuchet.
"You could pretty much put a shot in a
bushel basket at a couple of hundred yards."
There are a limited number of easily
changed variables determining the shot's distance, says Neel: the length of the sling used;
the angle of the peg on top of the trebuchet's
beam, off which the sling flies; the amount
of counterweight on the beam. "The things
that can go wrong did go wrong," Neel says.
"The things that can be adjusted, they just
didn't have them adjusted right." He pauses.
"But, of course, basically the thing that went
wrong was doing it in the first place."
For what it's worth, D.S.C. alumni, almost to a man, say that they would never
have taken a ride on the trebuchet themselves. When they discuss the accident, it's
not long before old-fashioned Oxford snobbery peeks through. Nearly all offer up some
pointed variation on the construction "David
Aitkenhead is a nice guy, but..."
Kirke shakes his head sadly, saying, "This
never would have happened if they were
Oxford boys."
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Some say that the tragedy was the inevitable result of marketing thrills to the
public--a significant departure from the
D.S.C. of old. "We were gentlemen adventurers who respected other people, did things
themselves. We never, ever harmed anybody
apart from ourselves," says Mark Chamberlain. "When that happens, something is missing. And it has to do with the reasons why
people are doing it."
In a larger way, the tragedy may simply
be the product of hanging on too long.
"The D.S.C., in my view, stopped functioning around 1986. David Aitkenhead just
came along when Kirke needed new playmates," says Rufus-Isaacs.
"I've had some of the most fantastic
times, with some of the most extraordinary
people, doing the most unusual things, all
over the world. And I only have one person
to thank, and that's David Kirke," Chamberlain says. "But he's living 20 years ago. Dave Aitkenhead is a nice enough guy, but the
people who made up the D.S.C. were all real
geniuses, in their own way. The thing is, you
don't come up with things on your own. We
bounced ideas off each other. I don't think
there will ever be a group of people like the
D.S.C. again, and why should there be?"
So, is there still a Dangerous Sports Club?
Kirke bristles at the question. "There's
no way that I can take on Xan, because he's
bourgeois. I can't take on Alan Weston, because he's under U.S. Air Force regulations.
I can't take on Martin, because he's been
corrupted: But we've got people in 50 countries. There are Jesuit missionaries in the
western part of China who directly relate. I
have a guy in Algeria who's very good. David Aitkenhead is still there. We're also political. It's an incredibly movable feast. And
I'm an odd little cocked-up, goof-up, walkabout spider in the middle of the web."
With the trial approaching, David Aitkenhead has moved in with his parents,
picking up construction work to make
ends meet. His trebuchet still stands in
the clearing at Middlemoor Water Park,
rust creeping across its base and weeds
sprouting up through the holes in the net
and over the spot where Dino Yankov
came to rest.
David Kirke says that it's finally time to
complete his own book about the D.S.C.
"Cervantes didn't begin Don Quixote until
he was 58," he says. "[T. E. Lawrence's] Seven Pillars of Wisdom was printed in a private
edition of 150 books. If you're going for literature, you're in for the long haul."
For the past several years, the chairman of
the D.S.C. has also been trying to get a new
project off the ground: a 25-foot-tall inflatable replica of a winged horse that Kirke
hopes to fly 500 miles, from Mount Olympus
into Libya. The 11-page pitch for the Pegasus
Project asks for £100,000 and promises "a
totally original, world first project."
"I would like to have one more flying
machine," Kirke says wistfully, looking very
tired. "I feel if I can get Pegasus off the
ground I just might find myself in conversational distance from Saint-Exupery in the
next life."
After our lunch, I return from the bathroom to find Kirke talking with three nervous looking undergrads. "Are you a don?" one
asks him. "Be irreverent. Ask questions,"
Kirke signs off before adjusting his beret and
disappearing out the door and down the
streets of Oxford.
Earlier, he had outlined one other dream
project. This one involved a return to Rockall: "What I really want to do is go back
there again with two Wagnerian tenors and
a Yamaha Clavinova and have a concert on
that rock. And somehow or other we record
it so that, long after we're all dead, people
will be enjoying the sounds of Wagner floating over the sea."
It's a lovely idea, with all the grace and
wit and imagination worthy of the Dangerous Sports Club. The only question is whether anybody will be listening.
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